To wonder how the hell to open my Dove handwash

[DillyTante]

So I have a bottle of Dove handwash (which incidentally can be used on your face...). It's one if those with a pump dispenser. And I CAN'T FIGURE OUT HOW THE FRIGGING HELL TO OPEN IT! I've twisted both way and nada. There are no instructions. I feel it may be some sort of test which I have clearly failed. I'd be crap on Krypton Factor.

I think ya thread my have gone on the pump action! I buy it all the time and I can confirm that twisting one way or tother, is the way you usually open it!

You definitely twist it one way or the other to open, but on several occasions I have had Dove pumps that don't work, I have had to pour the soap into the previous dispenser iyswim.

How long is a reasonable length of time to twist for. And which way? It doesn't say.

Why not work yourself up into a righteous fury and stab wildly at it with a pair of scissors. You will access the soap and relieve your feelings in one fell swoop. Result! :o

Having been head butted and whacked over the head by the baby this evening I'm on the edge of fury as it is. When I take my vengeance on the world they will report that I was pushed over the edge by Dove handwash.