"... I believe in choosing the right, at all times and in all places. I was raised by two incredible people who I lovingly call, Mom and Dad. I have one sister, who is one of my biggest supporters and my BFF, and one brother, who is the bomb-diggity-bomb. ..."
Yes, well with such incisive revelations as these I can see why you would think a Naked Barbie poses a threat to the American Way of Life and thus make it your life's mission to spread your enligtenment and wisdom to the free world.