Why so nervous? DP

[FivePoundNote]

I wanted to buy some pillows. DP works in the supermarket that sells the ones I wanted. He said he'd put some away for me and I could go in today and pick them up.

So I got there and he's acting very nervous, zooms through the store, keeps looking all around him, does his nervous "arm thing twitch" that's a dead give away for "I'm shitting myself here" etc

AIBU to be a little suspect about the nerves provoked by me going into the place he works??

Is he stealing the pillows?

pmsl no I bought them!

Maybe he nicked the pillows?

Doh

Perhaps he doesn't work there

Yes. Maybe he was sacked a while ago (?)

If not - does he have a good discount?

Perhaps he thought his boss might think he was skiving if he saw his wife there. Or maybe there would have been banter from some of his colleagues about him being tied to your apron strings if the'd seen you there. Or perhaps they are not really allowed to put things to one side for family members and he was nervous his boss would see. Don't know really - perhaps you should ask him.

maybe his coworker girlfriend doesn't know he is married.

Maybe he arranged for his other girlfriend to pick up pillows at the same time by mistake?

Tearsbeforebreakfast

You got there first!

Or the boss was in a right grumpy mood and making everybody's lives hell today and you DH didn't want to be spotted chatting with you....assuming your DH is not the boss!! [hmmm]

Maybe he isn't allowed to put stuff away for you and was worried about getting into trouble. Or he's shagging one of the checkout girls who doesn't know he's married.

I've had suspicions about that girl from cooked chickens. Hmmm

I'd say it was Barbara on aisle 14

Could be Adam on fruit and veg.

Adam a proper slag and he is anyone's after 3 drinks...Have there been any work do's recently

Ah. An Adam. Couldn't you come to some kind of...arrangement. Double discount for you...

OOOOOOOO My ex BiL worked on the rotisserie chicken ovens in ASDA and he had a torrid affair with a right slapper chavvy bit of rough cleaner and ran away with her. Then she turned out to be a psycho stalker, and he turned out to just be psycho and it was all very messy and nasty exciting for a while and then he went to jail and was so far thank fuck never heard of again... Your DP could be at the top of a slippery slope!

I blame those bloody chickens

Whats the arm twitch? Like a one winged chicken?!

he was stealing a chicken from the rotisserie.

he had it up his sleeve

Nervous arm twitch?? WTF?!

He sticks his arm in the air randomly when he's nervous

So why was he nervous? Did you ask him?

hahahahahahahaha

that is all