to quite like the smell of...

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my own farts??

Tell me I'm not the only one! Anyone else's offend me greatly, but mine are fine.

Namechanger for obvious reason.

I'm sorry but you might want to re-post this in the Fart Section for a better response.

:o

Hmm... Just me then. Ho hum.

No I do too, the best ones are the under-water bath ones - I could sniff those all day

Another good way to induce smelly pumps is to take constipation tablets. You can't beat the smell of the wet ones.

Thanks CarrieOke. Maybe I'm not as wierd as I thought!

The little yellow ones from asda are the best :) they produce some whoppers!

Feck it, I do too .

I personally don't ever fart..

Although I did tell my son when he was small that I never did poo's either,that I just expelled rose petals via botty-burps.Cue disbelief from him,and he embarked on a mission to catch me out which involved stalking the bathroom every time I went in.

I went to the loo,and dismantled a rose down the toilet after flushing,and left the petals there for him to find.I emerged with a knowing smile :)

Poor ds,that boy is going to grow up confused:0

OP Are you Gerri Halliwell?

I'm sure you said a few years ago that womens farts smell like roses.

Hilda I don't poo, either (though I may after the tablets!).

Molepom - Nope. And they definitely don't smell of roses

Jesus wept noodles, not too many others willing to admit. I think everybody secretly does .

I find French onion soup produces some crackers. Strangely I also do not mind the dog's farts either. DD rarely does smelly farts or poo? Since I have IBS non smelly would be my equivalent of rose petals.

I think the word is comforting

How did I know you were going to say that, before I even opened the thread?

mmmmmm onion farts yummy

You are all disgusting!

However, do any of you remember a joke that begins with a toff sitting in a bath and ends with the line

"what about a water bottle"

I know it has something to do with farting.

Thank you all for your reassurances (except those that said I'm disgusting )

Whathellcall - You just made me laugh out loud. I haven't heard that phrase in a long time. DH now wonders why I'm laughing. I'm pretty sure I shouldn't tell him.

I just told my DH about this thread . He's well used to the fact that I find my farts hilarious, though as you say other peoples are generally quite offensive .