Grr. The darling NDN have decided to buy a trukey to fatten up for Christmas. 
Boy does it make a noise. All day everyday, cacking and cluckling, from a ridculous time this morning - so no benefit to me for the extra hour.
I have MIL over atm and she is a pain in the arse guest, constantly talking with her mouthful and interrupting and expecting to be waited on hand and foot even though I have 3 children, a FT job and am studying. AAAAAaargh.
Her manners are abymsal, constantly gobbling her food, wattling on about people I don't know (and have no desire to know), and infecting the bathroom with her fowl smells.
WIBU to kill 2 birds with one stone?