To not want to cook again. Ever.

[bluecup]

???

???!!!

Ya SO nbu.

Even if you were offered a million pounds to cook again?

Oh alright then, I would for a million pounds

Ah, c'mon bluecup think of all the noise you can make and get your own back on your noisy, builder neighbours?

Kenwood Chef on max speed
Blender/liquidiser- chop ice, it's really noisy
Beat the living daylights out of brazil nuts in a teatowel with a rolling pin
Have your Gino DiCampo "Cook Along With Gino" DVD on full blast

And you can sing/shout/swear for Britain. Most chefs do [hgrin]

And blast this (Masterchef funky thingy) at full volume

YANBU.

I hate cooking.

Husband did the children a fried breakfast so that we could just have a "snacky" lunch.

Which I also didn´t cook.

I think OP needs a new kitchen appliance. Get a bread maker!! I used mine for a whole 2 weeks baking various loaves of breads and cakes. Now its sitting in the corner of the kitchen building up grease and dust. A few months before, that corner belonged to my incredible juicer that made disgusting delicious fruit juices from various fruits.

I'm not selling the appliance thing am I?

No.

If, like me,you don´t like cooking-how do appliances help?

Is there someone else in the household who can take over the cooking? Or are you planning to live on readymeals forever?

pombear love that link :)

Pombear, it's all about the buttery biscuit base