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AIBU?

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To report this nursery?

6 replies

disgustedmum · 23/10/2011 01:48

My PFB attends a usually great nursery.

They focus on teaching life skills rather than the silly curriculum inforced by the goverment and my PFB at the age of 3 already knows how to:

Raise a bail bond
Create a false alibi for the police
Rack up a line of coke
Roll a joint etc.

So as you can see the nursery teaches such important lessons that all children must know.

Anyway I collected my PFB from nursery on friday and was SHOCKED to see that my child was FINGERPAINTING !!!

I mean do they realise how hard it is to wash this disgusting coloured mess out of Boden clothing?

It's even under PFB's fingernails!!

Surely this is neglect in the worst form and must be reported to the police immediately?

OP posts:
workshy · 23/10/2011 01:52

I think you should report them! at least to social services, if not the police!

AgentZigzag · 23/10/2011 01:53

My DD had to endure sticking bits of coloured tissue onto a piece of paper Sad

Apparently it was supposed to be some sort of picture...

YANBU.

ObviouslyOblivious · 23/10/2011 03:55

Yanbu. Next it will be glitter. Then, who knows?

livinonaprayer · 23/10/2011 07:28

Sounds like a fast track to junk modelling to me

slightlymad72 · 23/10/2011 07:35

could there be a simple explanation? like getting them use to having their fingerprints taken?

BlathersFright · 23/10/2011 07:44

Maybe they see your PFB as the next Banksy and it's graffiti practice?

Those spray cans are awfully hard for tiny hands to use but that shouldn't stop them developing thier 'tag'.

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