To think that posters don't need to

[VelvetBag]

put a face when there is nothing embarrasing about their statement.

'Can you find me a top? I'm size 12 '

'Help me to decorate.We just bought a house

'I've got a promotion '

'We had sex last night '

Why??? Do grown up women blush so easily?

YANBU

I hate smilies, so immature.

I agree for most of your points.

Although if I had just had a threesome with Bruce Forsyth and Edwin's Currie I would be . So it does depend on the details.

arf @'Edwin's Currie. Mine's a tikka masala

I think that posters do not need to use incomplete sentences for their thread titles, thus coaxing you to click on the thread for the big reveal, only to be sorely disappointed at how dull it is .

:o

Sorry blame auto correct. [smile

I am so immature with my smileys I can't even use them properly.

So true Bibb.

And it is always dull. It's uncanny. You would think on statistical probability alone there would be a funny/interesting one. But no.

But I am an optimistic. I always click

twinkly

Did you call me dull?

I hate

It is soooo snidey.

I might have done

Nah. You are lovely I am sure. Just the whole ........

......reveal ...is...a bit.

lol

:P

I would rather someone just came out and said " you utter twat" rather than used the .

I was once amused to get a on here whilst being slagged off at the same time on twitter. Why not just say it on the thread.

@ and :P

God me too Twinkly

But then you just say 'oh do fuck off' and you get deleted. But you can all night and it is allowed.

Maybe they're all menopausal = hot flush

Similarly, I HATE it when people put TMI in the thread title, then you go in and there is no 'I' at all hardly, it'll just be something like "I've got my period (sorry! )", or "I went to the toilet earlier".

I always feel like shouting THAT IS NOT TMI, but then I might look a bit weird. It's not like I actually want to read gory details, I just wander what sort of weird people think its embarassing to admit having used a toilet.

Hahahahaha at crazynanna.

Yy to menopausal. I want to put that on the middle aged women thread

I use when admitting my own stupidity so not very often!

I use alot and use to use until someone said it was PA.

I use the in the way maryz described it above but now I know it's hidden meaning I may need to limit it's use!

so how about as it after noon on at Saturday.

I killed a man in cold blood

should mean 'hmm, let me think about that' but it was nicked by sarky gits.
Maryz is right it does mean "oh do fuck off you lying twat" now.

I never use it. I post oh do fuck off etc . And get deleted.