How many Fecking emails and brochures and leaflets and more emails and more brochures and more special offers do they need to send me?! Everywhere I turn they they are. Look at the banner at the top of this page! They are following me!
AIBU to want them to shove off with their flannelette nighties and cashmere mix loungewear?! AIBU to think nobody really wants to receive their scented stuff this Christmas. AIBU to think their cashmere socks are a pain in the arse cos you have to hand wash them. I mean who has the time to hand wash socks?!?!?!??!?!?!?
And breathe.