to step away from the computer?

[DreamsOfScream]

I think not.

Mumsnet seem to have gone abit mental today[hconfused]

What on earth is going on with these frankly bizzar threads?

Can someone fill me in please?

[hhmm]

I suspect we are being invaded.

The best thing is to not bite.

They love that. They have one window open at mumsnet and another at sadbastards.com and gleefully describe how they made them wimmin cross.

The more you yell at them - the more they love it.

The only winner is Kleenex mansize who see a doubling of their profits.

Where are the bizarre threads? I could do with a giggle.

[hgrin]

I'm not sure that they're bizarre.

In fact, they're quite rational.

Indeed. Rational

Now. Where did I put my Big Wooden Spoon?...

Haha I see

It has been really weird today.

And the general theme seems to be people shitting in various toilets, causing mayhem and distress to those who own the toilets and would prefer shitting to involve rainbows and rose petals. The best thread on this subject seems to have vanished (I hope to classics and not to tech oblivion).

Obviously I am not Rational enough for these threads.

I am clearly unable to formulate any rational thought process at all today

you mean your shit doesn't involve rainbows and rose petals?

Right I've started a thread about this in Site Stuff.

What hell is all this hniting about rational? Don't you know I've only had four hours sleep? Give us a better hnit please. Or a clue.

My shit Hecate?

I don't do anything so vulgar. I've been holding it in for years thank you very much.

WHERE IS SHIRLEYKNOT? She can sniff 'em out in their lairs usual crappy little forums. It's uncanny. I've said it before and I'll say it again: she's a foul-mouthed Miss Marple.