to be startled to discover...

[entropygirl]

..that the sign means 'confused' and not 'constipated' as I had previously assumed. Maybe I should have realised that there couldn't possibly be that much constipation going around...or then again maybe there really is.....

Oh your post just alerted me to the fact that there were emoticons,
:)

My constipated face is more of a strained look than a puzzled look

That was me laughing btw entropygirl .

Then winking. Oh dear.

Im also rather worried about ...not entirely sure why...just makes me shudder a little.

is my fave

I think there should be a tube of cream emoticon for the as it looks sore.

see now they are all starting to look constipation...

= I'm constipated but making some sort of progress, all be it painful.
= I'm constipated and there is no end in sight.
= I have just explosively ceased to be constipated.
= Stop knocking on the bathroom door I'm busy.
= It's so bad I strained an eyeball out.
= I don't even need to say it
= What happens shortly after

= you've "been" and I haven't

entropygirl, fantastic!!

is the shits and vomiting. At the same time!

bang on the money FroOOO I mean the would sting as would the and dont even think about the .

This made me laugh!

Excellent entropygirl

brilliant!

hmmm I was thinking = bowel exploding and = heart stopped. But I have always been on the melodramatic side.

Pombear I hear you - dump envy is just one of a whole range of, largely unpleasant, concepts that pregnancy introduces us to.

Oohhhh apparently you can be constipated in a witches hat now!

Well I do know witches that suffer from constipation so now they can let everyone know.[hgrin]