This morning I was rushed off my feet trying to get DS to nursery and was running late and DH was stood behind me flicking milk at my bum.
Now my grandma has IBS so tends to talk about bog problems a lot and so he thought it would be hilarious to take a photo of a huge pile of horse shit and send it to her saying he'd done it.
AIBU to think whether you're male or female shouldn't excuse you acting like a 5 year old?