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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

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Just to save time

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KeepInMind · 27/09/2011 10:07

Having just read through another parent and child parking space thread I thought it would save much time if we just had a list the same way we do with the topics or acronyms

Parking in the wrong parking space make you a bad person
Going out to work makes you a bad person
Staying home makes you a bad person
Giving your child fruit shoot, McDonalds, Greggs makes you a bad person
Getting your child's ear pierced makes you a bad person
Breast feeding makes you preachy and smug a bad person
Bottle feeding makes you a bad person
Sending your child to a state/private school makes you a bad person
Home schooling your child makes you a bad person
Claiming benefits makes you a bad person

I am sure I have missed loads but at least that's a start.

DISCLAIMER; POSTED TOTALLY TONGUE IN CHEEK.

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Honeydragon · 27/09/2011 10:14

YABU YANBU
YA..

YABU TO POST THIS HERE!!!!!

Original poster

KeepInMind · 27/09/2011 10:16

I think YABU to have a melting brain

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filibear · 27/09/2011 10:16

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Honeydragon · 27/09/2011 10:18

having dcs at weddings makes you a bad person
not having dcs at a wedding makes you a bad person
using / not using public transport makes you a bad person
cycling anywhere but out of sight of the known universe makes you a bad person

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 27/09/2011 10:20

Having money makes you a bad person.
Not having money makes you a bad person.
MNing too much makes you a bad person.
Being in a quiche on MN makes you a bad person.
Using disposable nappies makes you a bad person.
Using cloth nappies makes you a bad person.

Oh but you MUST have nice ham in the fridge....

Original poster

KeepInMind · 27/09/2011 10:20

Bugger how could I forget the weddings

Oh and being a MIL makes you a bad person

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SayCoolNowSayWhip · 27/09/2011 10:22

Don't forget saying what you really think to neighbours / relatives / friends / gerbils etc makes you a bad person. But you're a bad person if you don't either.

wicketkeeper · 27/09/2011 10:23

Claiming benefits makes you a bad person.
Being well off makes you a bad person.

Being young makes you a bad person.
Being old makes you a bad person.
Being middle aged is totally unforgivable.

ooo, this is FUN!!

WilsonFrickett · 27/09/2011 10:23

Expecting DGPs to help with DCs makes you a bad person
Not expecting DGPs to help with DCs makes you a bad person
Telling someone to work on their relationship makes you a bad person
Telling someone to leave the bastard makes you a bad person

Being any type of IL makes you a bad person, esp a SIL who has half a glass of wine and intends to BF 5 days later...

TheVermiciousKnid · 27/09/2011 10:24

Could we not just say 'Being a parent makes you a bad person' and be done with it?

Oh, and for good measure: 'Not being a parent makes you a bad person.'

There, sorted.

Morloth · 27/09/2011 10:26

Basically, if you don't do everything in exactly the same way I do it.

You are a BAD person.

StrandedBear · 27/09/2011 10:27

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KeepInMind · 27/09/2011 10:27

believing in a deity makes you a bad person (I do )
Not believing in a deity makes you a bad person

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Minus273 · 27/09/2011 10:43

Oh now come on you lot, its a lot simpler than that.

Being a person makes you a bad person.

HTH

fanjobanjowanjo · 27/09/2011 10:45

Asking for money as a wedding present makes you a bad person
Expecting any sort of gift at your wedding makes you a bad person
Having a wedding list makes you a bad person
Having religion makes you a bad person
Not having religion makes you a bad person

Andrewofgg · 27/09/2011 12:02

Of course we are all bad. The good people all snuff it. Read the tombstones - they were all saints. They never say Here lies XY, a total shit - do they?

GinSlinger · 27/09/2011 12:06

Spending more than fourpence on christmas presents makes you a bad person
Not spending twice the national debt on christmas presents makes you a bad person

WilsonFrickett · 27/09/2011 12:28

Starting any type of thread about Christmas before December 1st makes you a bad person.

I am actually not joking on that one

Honeydragon · 27/09/2011 12:53

Being Morloth makes you a bad person

heleninahandcart · 27/09/2011 13:06

Staycool Oh but you MUST have nice ham in the fridge....

No this makes you a bad person

Its naice ham

SayCoolNowSayWhip · 27/09/2011 13:08

Heleninahandcart :o You're so right. Silly me!

monkeypuzzeltree · 27/09/2011 13:12

Not getting on with your MIL makes you a very bad person.
Getting on with MIL makes you a bad person.

WilsonFrickett · 27/09/2011 13:20

Off topic but Andrew you would love the graveyard in Key West. It is very snarky, my favourite one being a headstone that says 'I told you I was ill'.

Honeydragon · 27/09/2011 13:28

I think I'm going to have

Honeydragon
Bit of a bastard
But the dog seemed to like her.

Laquitar · 27/09/2011 13:41

Best OP ever!

Can i add something?
Last week i was told 'you are very rude because your post was too long'.
5 min later (by the same poster): 'you are very rude because now you post very short posts' (i was at work)

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