to think America has enough problems of its own

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without you lot exporting Jeremy Kyle?

the world is coming to an end

Honestly, we love your royal family and we quite like Colin Firth but can you please keep "Jezza" to yourselves?

Pretty please?

Please have him, he's all yours!

I'm but also thinking it's only fair after the likes of Oprah, Ricky and that blond haired older bloke whos name escapes me at the min.

Enjoy

Nope, he's all yours now. We do not WANT him back.

Don't you bloody dare compare the Oprah to Jeremy Kyle. Don't even say both of their names in the same breath.

I think you are talking about Jerry Springer and yes he was horrible but still no JK!

Consider Jeremy Kyle a part exchange for Jerry Springer!

We'll send you Mayor Boris Johnson (for New York) to complete the deal.

Is Oprah not the same kind of program? Everything I know about her show I've learnt from Drake and Josh

Nah, no can do - you deserve to be punished for imposing trailer-trash tv on our previously unsullied screens.

'A new voice of reason is coming to daytime this fall' - you're best advised to not put money on that.

Jerry Springer Agent? He of opera fame and sometime Mayor of the Windy City, if memory serves me rightly.

Its true, Jerry Springer.. he was an actual Mayor. I would quite like Mayor Boris of NYC too. Be hilarious.

Nooo, he can't go. What other reason is there for getting up in the mornings? :(

There are more than a few members of Parliament and some Royals they can have as well...