I posted this link in the thread about the shit who shot the lion but that thread is getting bare (what an appalling joke) and if it is not put in a new one many good people will miss it and it is too damned funny to miss!
www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/environment/tory-donor-kills-lion-but-still-fails-to-get-full-erection-201109124291/