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To have found out it's nigh on impossible

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BimboNo5 · 27/08/2011 18:27

To weigh a boob?

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susiedaisy · 27/08/2011 18:29

Ooh I don't know about that, my exH was a large tit and he weighed 15 stone!!Grin

Gissabreak · 27/08/2011 18:29

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cheesesarnie · 27/08/2011 18:42

haha susie!
i wish i had enough to weigh,should i ask why youre trying?and if your sober

SuePurblybilt · 27/08/2011 18:50

Didn't Trinny and Tranny do it? Something with a bowl of water?
I googled my bra size once, it gave a few accurate-sounding results.

JodieHarsh · 27/08/2011 18:58

DH once 'picked mine up.' I damned nearly fell over backwards from the lack of balance.

Abcinthia · 27/08/2011 19:00

How do you weigh a boob? Flop it onto some scales?

I've never thought of weighing boobs before.

CadleCrap · 27/08/2011 19:01

I happen to be sitting in the kitchen, the scales are beside me.........

Yeup,I agree, tis impossible! Grin

HerHissyness · 27/08/2011 19:02

If they are pert, I'd agree, it's impossible to weigh them.

mine however would flop wonderfully flat onto the scales.... Sad

BimboNo5 · 27/08/2011 19:03

I wondered how much more they weighed during the old pre menstraul (sp) week, yet the damn scales arent helping! Grr!!

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ditavonteesed · 27/08/2011 19:03

ok when I had a breast reduction, I went down 5 bra sizes and the surgeon told me they took about 1lb out of each side, so nowhere near as much as you might think.

Hassled · 27/08/2011 19:04

There's some complicated water displacement technique. Think Archimedes. Catch the water your boob displaces and then weigh it.

CadleCrap · 27/08/2011 19:05

Must have pert boobs!!

Andrewofgg · 27/08/2011 19:15

Easier for you than for us, ladies! :o

KurriKurri · 27/08/2011 19:30

I have a detachable one , its a 36c and weighs 14oz. Grin

Empusa · 27/08/2011 21:06

Now I want to weight my boobs!

FigsAndWine · 27/08/2011 22:49

I have weighed my breasts; 'twas easy, probably because they are large and not entirely pert. I can't remember how much they weighed each, but it was slightly different, and I was very impressed with the weight (since the only way I can feel better about the back pain and sagging, is to value the fact that they are large and impressive Grin).

NorfolkBroad · 27/08/2011 22:53

Susiedaisy, loved that!

I am going to try this tomorrow!

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