to think that Darryn Lyons is really...

[kendalmintcake]

a hero in a half shell.

Darryn who I hear you cry...
www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2011/aug/23/darryn-lyons-six-pack

For those of you missing out on Channel 5's delight

I just find it quite freaky, and weird... and yes, he looks like a turtle!!

God that's gross. Looks like one of those tied up pork joints.

A big fat builder type with some wired shell superimposed on his beer belly