To actually stick a cork up dhs arse

[Sofabitch]

If he farts again I think I might. It's gross and disgusting and makes me heave. Especially when the fan blows it straight at me.
Why do they have to fart so much. ?

fan? are you somewhere hot, or sitting in an oven?

It's crazy hot in our house. No idea why. Just south uk

ds1 farts a lot and he's been banished up to his bedroom right now instead of being able to watch the movie in the lounge. It's really antisocial imo. It's bad enough when it's a kid, but a dh doing it is just vile. Do they honestly think you can fancy them when they do stuff like that? Yuck

That's disgusting. I've seen tons of women on here who say it doesn't bother them and I just don't understand them at all. It's so disrespectful.

Oh please. Dh and I fart when we need to....it's natural and you are being weird and uptight.

However if very smelly I may go to another room to do it.

My DH farts I'm bed with the covers tucked around him. He then asks me for a hug, I move over and get the waft!! It absolutely stinks!! I ten make him get the febreeze out!!

They are exceptionally frequent and smelly this evening. I'm actually convinced something has died up there.

It pisses me right off. You are not weird or uptight - there are somethings that don't have to be shared!

Are they supposed to hold it in then?

roflmao at this thread

Pull my finger

Don't use a cork. It might shoot out and break a window orsomething.

Audible but non-scented doesn't bother me. Much. But letting a silent but deadly escape is grounds for divorce IMO.

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