To think the Cleaning Fairies are just crap, actually?

[splatapus]

Seriously, they are underperforming in every area.

It's been worse over the past few weeks...every morning, crap everywhere.

They need to get their act together quite frankly, or disciplinary action will have to be taken.

Yeah and the maid in our house hasn't done a stroke in years, in fact since the children started arriving, so I have had to do all the tidying.

I leave a note for mine on the fridge along with a cheque - it generally works!!!

If anyone sees my clothes washing pixie please send her straight back to me. The washing basket is full and there are now two piles of ironing.

The Loo Roll Fair, Dishwasher Fairy and Hoovering Fairy have obviously gone on holiday somewhere exotic and can't find their way back to MY house!