To want to move to Bon Temps?

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I know Tara and Lafeyette have a bad time but I still want to drink in Merlottes.

YABU - you'll get more enjoyment drinking 'lottes' of Merlot

YANBU - but I just want Eric really....

YANBU What I wouldn't give to have Eric and Alcide as neighbours....

Bill can fuck off though.

My sex life would be amazing if I lived in Bon Temps.

Oh yes, have thought about this muchly!! Eric is soooooo hot and Alcide is not far behind, would even shag Jason if need be!!

I would like to live in Bon Temps long enough to pick up the accent :) I would love to sound like Sookie

What ever do you mean, you would "even shag Jason" Jason looks like he really knows what he's doing... he'd be top of my list I think.

Would I have to live in a trailer park though? And looks like we'd need a rota for Eric

No no no ... Jason's head is odd, can't explain why, it just is ... Alcide n' Eric, either or both, definitely !

I used to have a bit of a thing for Sam but now he's gone Dark-Side I've gone off him ... Not Bill though, never in a million years.

Jason is definitely a starter shag, before you move on to Eric. Only thing is I still remember him as Vinny in Home and Away, but expect I could get over that.

Tempting, but the death rate and arse-end of beyond factor would put me off.

Plus my cousin owns a very similar bar a couple hundred miles north - I was being taught how to down shots and shoot pool and hotwire cars by the age of 13!

Worth it for a go on Eric though nocitrus though no?

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Maybe passing through BT, have a one-night stand, maybe another with Tara and/or Sam, and bugger off again sharpish!

Moving there sounds a bit too drastic.

Eric... Alcide... Nice! But Bon temps is a seriously fucked up place and too many nasty things going on!

How about that place in the vampire diaries instead?!

mmmm true - and Eric is a vampire so its not like he couldnt travel to me, what with his special powers etc

Ooooh, what I wouldn't give to live in a world where I might have even the slightest chance of being with Eric....or Alcide....Jason I would too. Maybe Sam.

Bill no way ever, and yeah, the accent would be a plus :D

I'd do all of them!

Sam's a bit on the slight side for my liking, I can't shag a man with smaller hips than me.

I'd move there simply because none of them seem to work much
Ever noticed it only ever seems to be Arlene working at Merlottes?

YANBU I'd love it.
Eric...mmmm.

Jason a starter shag!

He's LUSH !!!

Is it only be with a slight crush on Hoyt?

I bet he would give awesome massages...

Hoyt's lovely, bless him. Terry's a sweetie too. I'd draw the line at Andy though.

YANBU - I would, if only for the accents which I find v attractive

The proximity - or apparent lack of - to a decent range of shops would concern me though . And I suspect there are lots of spiders, can't live anywhere with a sizeable spider population....