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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To really fancy Theo Paphitis from Dragon's Den?!

30 replies

professorsnape · 12/08/2011 20:53

Just got my fix on Dave :) :)

All the talk about 'Mrs. P' :)

The dark eyes, the glasses, the tailored suits

The geeky teeth. Yummy!

I'm out (just fainted)

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catgirl1976 · 12/08/2011 20:54

YABU. James Khan is the one :)

BatmanLovesRobin · 12/08/2011 20:54

Oh, for the love of all things good - YABmassivelyU, and are a very, very sick woman Grin

Everyone knows Peter Jones is the Dragon Love Puppy.

SaulGood · 12/08/2011 20:56

Unreasonable? Not a jot. Disgusting and depraved, yes.

KenDoddsDadsDog · 12/08/2011 20:56

He looks like one of the Simpsons.

CURLYMAMMA · 12/08/2011 20:57

oh dear, YABU, but can kinda see why you might. funny. He does seem the most likeable one. Duncan's too desperate, and Peters too richard madely without the goofiness.

LostInTransmogrification · 12/08/2011 21:02

I can see where you are coming from. I saw him on another programme where he had to train a dog (which he ended up adopting)and he was obviously such a nice guy, and a devoted husband and father. I think he's lovely.

professorsnape · 12/08/2011 21:03

Am shocked at the responses (but happy that I can have him to myself :)

saulgood hilarious!

Peter Jones is SO BORING. Doesn't do it for me at all!!! Looks like he loves himself.

Whereas Theo would adore you, booze you up on champagne and funny stories and show you a good time!!

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CURLYMAMMA · 12/08/2011 21:06

Peter is soooooooooooo boring. I make the t when he speaks.

TrinaLuciusMalfoy · 12/08/2011 21:08

YABVVVU. Peter Jones if you MUST, simply because he has big feet Wink

tifflins · 12/08/2011 22:07

OMG, it's Peter Jones all the way - he looks like he might rip your clothes off and give you a good hard fucking, whereas Theo seems all 'nicey nicey' but would really be rather dull in the bedroom department.

Morloth · 12/08/2011 22:15

James for me, he has that whole 'British India' thing going on, very sexy.

doradaisy · 12/08/2011 22:18

Oh no tifflins! Very unattractive. Peter Jones looks like he's sh*g you and then put his tie on and leave immediately

Have a look here www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/images/episode/b00vn17q_640_360.jpg

I rest my case

tifflins · 12/08/2011 22:24

Hmmm, that's maybe why i'm attracted to Peter - that whole 'don't give a fuck' attitude. James looks like a right dirty bastard (in a good way) too. Hmm, which one would I chose? But no, not Theo, or Debra.

joric · 12/08/2011 22:47

:o @ tiffins and Dora!!!

PattySimcox · 12/08/2011 23:29

FFS is everyone ovulating or something? Theo on here, Robson Greene on another thread and talk of a Miliband sandwich on another [boak]

PattySimcox · 12/08/2011 23:29

Oh but I would so do Peter

RockStockAndTwoOpenBottles · 12/08/2011 23:31

Yes. YADBU

L8rAllig8r · 12/08/2011 23:39

YABVVVVVU. Ick!

I wish my doctor had a voice like James Caan, I find it very soothing. Peter Jones was attractive in the earlier shows but he seems much too full of himself now IMO. Alas, none of the dragons are attractive to me, despite the huge piles of cash sat in front of them. Now Louis Theroux on the other hand...

CareyHunt · 12/08/2011 23:41

ooooh....James is beautiful....and he's the kind one.

Theo is VILE. YABU.

monoid · 12/08/2011 23:50

I would totally do Theo or Duncan (or both)
Couldn't do Peter because of his socks...

catgirl1976 · 13/08/2011 06:08

No takers for Deborah I notice :) Sour old bat!

joric · 13/08/2011 07:02

Louis Theroux L8r.....mmmmm, shall we start a new thread so we can talk about him

EttiKetti · 13/08/2011 07:18

I would SO do Peter, he's so taaaaallllll, you can imagine him picking you up, you wrapping your legs round his waist and getting a right good seeing too.
Might wake DH up......:o

kittensliveupstairs · 13/08/2011 07:23

YANBU, Theo is a cracking looking man. I seldom watch that programme, but preferred James Khan TBH.

wearenotinkansas · 13/08/2011 08:07

Theo - yeugh.....

And Peter is far too bland for me....

If I had to choose it would be Duncan - but only because I like grumpy Scots!

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