To throw a towel over DH's head?

[EuphemiaMcGonagall]

It used to work with the budgies.

He keeps wittering on while I'm trying to MN concentrate.

DH is having what appears to be sleep apnoea snoring very very loudly and disturbing my MNing to the extent I am going to bed. I am glad I saw your post before I went 'cause it made me chuckle!