to be flipped off with they?

[ChaosTrulyReigns]

My DM:

They say we should be photgraphing butterflies as they're becoming distinct.

They say you shouldn't go swimming for at least 4 days after a meal.

They say Baracko Bama will be in office for at least 3 trems.

They say of you pick a spot, you'll have a pigsfoot there in the morning.

Who the actual fruck are they and do they invade your life too?

gah

Our local radio station does a lot of that.
Also constantly refers to "The People who run the Country"- that would be the Government then?
"The Man in Charge of the Country's Money"- err, the Chancellor...
etc.
We are all very stupid, clearly.
Had to stop listening, it was bad for my blood pressure!

They are Top Experts. Or just some made up twats.

I don't know, but I'm quite fond of Baracko Bama being in for 3 trems :)

Am I tiddly or is that the worst spelling of Barack Obama I have ever seen. Or is it an "in joke".

Baracko is only allowed 2 trems.

and the award for the biggest cunt who missed the entire point of the thread goes to..........................ME

Drunk, that's exactly how my mom mispronounciates it.

They make a fortune with that Line Dancing according to my MIL

I'd also like Brack O'Bama to get 3 trems Sarah but the way it's shaping he'll be lucky to achieve the proscribed 2 trems for Pres.

It's a hot night TakeMe - have another

Enough will never be done.

They don't miss a trick, according to my Nan. This can be in reference to anything, from benefits to scuba diving.

Are butterflies becoming distinct?

fascinating. I always get them mixed up with moths, so glad there is is some kind of progression in progress to differentiate them.

And I luv baracko...he's hot!

They is who one discusses with rustic type whilst leaning on five-bar gate, chewing on stalk of grass and staring into middle distance.

"They says that it'll rain later"

"yarp"

"They reckons that that there Cheryl Cole baint goin' ta get back with Ashley now"

"narp"

"They says that thar Ashley 'as an SAS chappie loik a minder and it cost 'im thousand quid a day, the soft shite"

continues ad nauseum

In northern New England they say 'ayup' to whatever you say to them.

Apparently they say today that the summer holidays are feeling longer than they used to feel.

ffs.

they would say that wouldn't they

Excellent!!

chaos great minds think alike! I was only having the same 'they' conversation with a friend earlier today. Who are They and why do we believe the majority of what they say ?!!

Pigs foot?

Chaos, I hope you're pished too!

butterflies becoming distinct? Classic!

"They" are Big Brother and the DM readers. I thought everyone knew that?

And those people who pronounce that you are "35% more likely to get" some horrible disease if you eat/drink/smoke/drive a car/ride a bike

More likely than what. More likely than Stan from down the road, or more likely than a vegan scottish sheep farmer. Or more likely than someone who doesn't indulge in the said behaviour.

Sorry, ranting now.

I've invented a liberal 'they' for these conversations. You can see it really throws my DH's aunt. Are 'they' contradicting themselves? Who am I referring to?

I've invented a liberal 'they' for these conversations. You can see it really throws my DH's aunt. Are 'they' contradicting themselves? Who am I referring to?