Or am I jumping the Gun?

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It's always the same chorus, but only the lyrics stay the same. And only those who know the song understand how hard it is not to keep going.

Whenever I approach the finish line I remember I appear to have jumped the gun and the race starts over. But why? It's always different and I can't keep my cool. No matter how fast I go, you can't escape those fears. Just oonce I would like to get off at the right station coming home from work. That way there is no problem and no trouble. So I ask you when? Why do I always seem to jump the gun?

I have no idea, sorry.

But did you also post this thread, by any chance?

Yes.

HTH.

Did Gabby get a punctuation book?

Ummmmmmmm, eh?

Because you are so busy gazing at your own navel and wittering on about seagulls and such like ?

It's not Gabby because- and I never thought I'd type this- Gabby makes more sense.

tethers

I think it's a tough call actually.

True. PLus at no point did the OP mention radio features, female presenters or the Tory Party. Discuss.

I'm going to go with bored stoner.

this is like one of weirdy fb status thingys that people post to show off they know related to song lyrics

No, Gabby posts from the black depths of his heart.

This seems more (and I'll take it back if OP turns out to be ill) contrived IYSWIM.

It's not Gabby, but another rather odd poster.
But very surreal and mumsnetty, I love the occasional slightly eccentric poster.
Carry on OP, I'm listening.

In my local bus shelter, the graffiti reads 'without you, all my tomorrows would be the scurf of yesterdays'. I have no idea what that means either but it seems along the same lines , so using my powers of deduction (there's a picture of a spliff next to the graffiti) I still reckon stoner.

In my local bus shelter it says "Bus's R shit".

It is called premature ejaculation, you can get help for it you know...

I only know what scurf is from being horsy (white froth) and Jilly Cooper (dandruff). I don't know what West Country teenagers think it means.
One of the buses also has carved/scratched into the back seat 'BOB MARLEY PISSES ON YOURS'. It's DD's favourite bus cos she thinks the picture of a leering cock next to it is a happy worm.

I blame all this hot weather you know...

I think Gabby must be at the Seaside

Is this a prime example of navel gazing at it's worst best?

Sue, that is the best description of a cock ever.

. Poor little happy blind worm.

I've told her it makes me travel sick to sit there now.

tethers for some reason I have just nearly sprayed tea on the laptop at Bus's are shit, especially the terrible grammar!

Just one thing to say Sue and HedleyLamarr -

This

Blee Mandy! You've seen it then.

Oh oh oh - the best picture of a cock ever was the one that a MNer's child drew of granny in the wheelchair! It was an absolute classic!

This thread - meh. Has nothing on the VickyPollardesque one about Sharon and the red wine against the wall. That's just pure stream of consciousness drivel, it's fab!