.........Should have their keys rammed up their backside with a sharp, pointy stick?
I've had my car 2 weeks. It's taken me a year and a half to save for it as I knew I wasn't going back to work after maternity leave and I'd have to give back my company car. I even sold my motorbike to get it.
Some bastard keyed every panel down one side of the car. In the middle of the day. In a large shopping centre multi-storey carpark. It wasn't even in anyone's way as I was parked on the end of a row.
Yes I know my insurance will fix it but I have to stump up a £400 excess.