To be a very sad troll

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but I spent ages reading the worst lines of nm pages, and felt compelled to write one myself. No name change, gonna do that next week when I try out my new clumn/chapter

Mine is semi-biographical. no name change.

YABU.
Trolls are not supposed to be sad.

Awww hugz hun ((((((((hugz))))))))))

There's a very sad troll in a Neil Gaiman short story. Did you eat someone's life?

oh, I'm lovin Neil Gaman too 9Fotr real)x

for real

I don't think you are a troll

Trolls in Harry Potter have grey snot.

I would have preferred you to have gone to a 'top' university rather than merely a 'reputable' one, but one can't have everything.

YABU - given that you fooled Chaos you have every reason to be an exceedingly happy troll.

Oooh, what's the Neil Gaiman short story in question? I'm now on Neverwhere, and am hooked on the man

Troll Bridge, from the collection Smoke and Mirrors.