To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

[Chundle]

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

Have never heard of a communal area like this tbh
Big willies are impressive though imo

It's only a willy, there's nothing to be embarassed about.

Is this in Sweden?

Because trust me it never happens in Hexham.

That sounds horrendous! Where is this pool? Just so I can...ummm... avoid it.

Which pool is this??

Where do you live...? With map references if possible.... :)

So where is this swimming pool?

Am just a bit tbh

Wtf?
What do you mean, cubicles in a changing village kind of thing?

Was it 10 inches even flacid? That's pretty impressive tbf.

Sorry where did you say this was.

I do keep telling DH to put it away.....

I wonder if it's the same changing room where my poor friend Dan is regularly traumatised by the sight of a man with his foot up on the bench, blow-drying his bollocks.

If a man is going to show off he may as well have something worth showing imo. Exactly where is your local swimming pool OP. Not that i would want to go there you understand.........:)

Sounds to me your feeling that your man is inadequate. Much prefer a big willie than something that requires tweezers to put away.

It's in Devon! So may as well be a different country!

Devon, eh?

I would feel the same if it was a woman with huge big fanny walking round the changing room with it out or huge boobs! Just think there's no need for it with kiddies about

10 inches? How impractical.

Lmao line

WTF Columbia

Chundle, be kind. Give us the postcode.

Yes, yes it's wrong.

dh has just informed me it's because he has a giant cock he's flaunting it - all the normal sized guys have some decorum

Yes flaccid! If he had a hard on I'd have a tough time explaining that to a 7 year old!