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To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

207 replies

Chundle · 29/07/2011 18:51

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

OP posts:
LineRunner · 29/07/2011 23:37

All the benefits of a misspent youth, Moonferret....

arancardigan · 30/07/2011 17:46

This daft old bat (sorry, mature lady) LOVES big willies after being introduced to a belter of one attached to my new b/f Grin

peppapighastakenovermylife · 30/07/2011 17:51

I thought this was going to be a feminist stlye thread comparing it to men saying women with big boobs should cover them up if they don't want them stared at.

However I now just want to go swimming Grin

LineRunner · 30/07/2011 17:56

Oh good this thread has been resurrected.

arancardigan · 31/07/2011 11:36

lol @ peppapighastakenovermylife me too Smile

ViolaTricolor · 31/07/2011 12:54

I feel a MN Swimathon coming on.

ShowOfHands · 31/07/2011 13:03

Somebody complained about dh's nethers once whilst in a swimming pool.

OP, was it YOU?

arancardigan · 01/08/2011 10:24

My b/f isn't back for another 12 hours so I'm off swimming this morning. Really! lol. Lets see what we can catch a glimpse of, eh?

ThompsonTwins · 01/01/2012 09:17

Some large-willied men are hopeless at sex. They assume size is the only thing and that technique is irrelevant. There have been threads about small willies being a problem. Spare willies over here please! Promise not to measure them...honest!

lollygag · 01/01/2012 09:37

There's a guy like that at my gym.I'm not saying it's big but when he walks out of the shower across the locker room he leaves two footprints and a line!

MustControlMincepieOfDeath · 01/01/2012 09:41

Grin MOSP

bigpants103 · 01/01/2012 13:54

lollygag - Grin Grin Grin

hotmomma · 01/01/2012 14:16

where s this swimming pool its sounds bloody great directions please.

ShellyBoobs · 01/01/2012 15:14

I haven't been swimming for years but it's sounding tempting!

Just not sure I can justify going to a different pool with communal changing when I'm a member of a gym which has a pool.

Although, surely it would be better to swim at a place that specialises in swimming, wouldn't it...

SuePurblybilt · 01/01/2012 15:18

ThompsonTwins - what exactly were you googling to bump this old thread?
Grin

Elderberries · 01/01/2012 17:54

This is soooo old...

southdub33 · 19/12/2019 16:10

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HanginWithMyGnomies · 19/12/2019 18:27

I haven’t RTFT just your opening statement. Where is this place? I’m woefully single and 10 inches is right up my street 😂😂

HanginWithMyGnomies · 19/12/2019 18:28

Oooops! I resurrected a zombie thread being too cock happy.. sorry 😐

Fanciedachange1 · 19/12/2019 19:41

Don’t worry hanging, I didn’t realise this thread was so old! I needed the good laugh it gave me though.

I wonder if the original man with the big cock is still swimming?

HanginWithMyGnomies · 19/12/2019 19:52

@fanciedachange1 glad it tickled you ;) now grab your swim kit and hope they have gender nuetral changing rooms 😂😂

Fanciedachange1 · 19/12/2019 20:09

I musn’t forget my prescription goggles! :D

DancingPyjamas · 19/12/2019 20:12

I'm er, asking for a friend for the postcode of the pool.
Purely for research you understand. 😛

Hunts for swimsuit and trims bikini line.

DancingPyjamas · 19/12/2019 20:14

@HangingWithMyGnomies your street isn't the only thing it will be up by the sound of it 😜

Patroclus · 19/12/2019 20:21

Maybe he uses it a a propeller