To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

[Chundle]

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

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Ladies.. it’s officially a roadtrip!

@DancingPyjamas omg I laughed too much at that. Here’s hoping 😂

I best fetch the lawnmower out if we’re doing bikini lines! I’ve been single a while 😳

This would have made DD5's day OP. She loves catching a glimpse of a 'budgie'.

zombie thread!

@ForalltheSaints sometimes a zombie gives the best laughs.
@HanginWithMyGnomies I hope it's a Flymo. You need to be quick if you want to dip his wick.

I hate to inform you but In the 8 years once this thread was started, the pool that the OP eventually identified in Exeter has actually burned down (2016/17). The official line is that someone left a cup on a sauna heater. My suspicion is that it's actually due to mumsnetter burning loins....

Oh no. I bet big dick had a sinking feeling about that.

I suddenly fancy a quick winter break in Devon 🤣

If a man is going round flaunting his willy, he is trying to compensate for something. Sad little man.

Oh, poo, arse and twiddle!!! I have just responded to a ghost thread

Don't worry @furrymulesandPJs your not alone. I mean poor @HangingWithMyGnomies is so excited years later that she locked herself away with a strimmer to sort her ladybush ready for a swim and she hasn't been seen since.
Which makes you wonder just how overgrown it was ?!?!? 😁

10 inches? Must’ve been my husband.. did he cycle to the pool?

He cycles with a ten incher? does he have some sort of holder for it so he doesnt scrape the road?

@DancingPyjamas I got lost in the bush 😳🤷🏻‍♀️😂

Where was this? Asking for a friend

Ah this reminds me of being about 4 and my dad taking me swimming. Actual communal changing rooms then, no cubicles and he had to take me in the make changing room... my eye line was at a level that meant all I could see was pretty much a sea of willies! I would say it wasn’t traumatising but obviously I still have a vivid memory of it
Next time we went my Dad put a towel over my face 😂

Male..
and although I have just realised this is a zombie thread it’s still gold!

Does anyone in Yorkshire have this issue? Asking for a friend...

What exactly was the person who resurected an 8 year old thread searching for? "Swimming pools" or "big willies"?

OP, are you a man or woman just so we can remove the jealousy factor.
This is the funniest thread I’ve seen in ages

With big Willy's? @spaceprincess
I do.

In that I've never had a whopping willy waved at me. 😭

This is officially my favourite thread of all time.

And it's always the girth that's the winner for me. When you look at it and think "I'm gna need a bigger boat"

Hands Marshmallow91 a marrow due to the pool burning down and Mr Ivor Biggun going AWOL.
Merry Christmas.

Ugh, I remember a woman in my old gym bobbing about naked and lying on the floor to dry her fanny. She was gross, presumably not quite well.