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To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

207 replies

Chundle · 29/07/2011 18:51

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

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fastweb · 29/07/2011 19:14

Fastweb do you need an ambulance or have you dislodged the grape now?

It is sitting rather unhappily in my tummy.

I think I'll live.

But cannot bend and check out own fanny despite sudden angst I may have a big fat huge one. Cos I think it might not like being jiggled.

The grape I mean.

georgie22 · 29/07/2011 19:14

Funniest thing Chundle - my dh recounted the embarrassing experience of a woman and her daughter walking in on him in the family cubicle of a pool in Devon several months ago! He said the look on the woman's face was priceless!

smokingbook · 29/07/2011 19:16

packing....loading the car....cmon kids we're moving to Devon lol x

Columbia999 · 29/07/2011 19:17

Chundle It's somewhere in the Cambridge area, not sure exactly where though!

mangoandpeach · 29/07/2011 19:17

even bigger chaps in Dorset Wink

Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:17

Omg Geordie has he got a big cock!
Hahaha I would laugh my butt off if it was him!

Viola when you are presented with such a situation you do have a few seconds to size it up your eyes are drawn to it!

Fast I'm sure your ladybits are fine love :)

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BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 19:17

OP- My DP just told me to ask you to stop staring at it please Wink

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:17

Moonferret, I thought that smaller cocks grow more when erect, whereas if you're (say) 10" to start with it'll pretty much stay the same.

A sort of inverse reward, if you like.

FreudianSlipper · 29/07/2011 19:19

lordy lord i must avoid this place, where is it exactly

i have big boobies and i change in the communal area, children are not concerned with size

i would like to say i am not but i so am 10 inches that is impressive, you must have had a good look to be able to tell it was 10 inches

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:21

Apparently her eyes were riveted on it. Actually, them.

Poor thing.

moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:21

LineRunner...I can't say I've studied it, BUT I don't think that relationship exists. My belief is that they all "grow" more or less "proportionally" to their original size! Blush

Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:22

It's sort of a bit like when you drive past and see an accident - you don't want to stare but you just have to!

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FreudianSlipper · 29/07/2011 19:23

not in my experience, they do not all measure out the same in the end but it is what some men would like us to believe

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:25

Moonferret's very honest, then. Bless him.

moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:25

No, they don't FS...and I've never known a man who thought that either!

Heavymetalmater · 29/07/2011 19:25

Chundle. Do you mean Exeter. Which pool? I live in Exeter and take my DD swimming so will keep a look out.

Nagini · 29/07/2011 19:26

naaah, linerunner is right. IME IMHO Grin

moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:26

Of course I'm very honest...I have no need to lie on this topic lol
A friend of mine even overheard other men discussing mine in the changing room...embarrassing or what?!

Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:27

Heavy yep! Riverside keep your eyes peeled :)

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LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:28

Moonferret, I have definitely read the 'penis proportion' theory somewhere*. It may well have been in a pamphlet meant to comfort small boys with small willies.

Why I would have been reading this, I really couldn't say.

*Top scientific reasoning.

SarahStratton · 29/07/2011 19:28

Definitely an urban myth Line. IME small willies stay small and disappointing .

moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:29

Maybe LineRunner...as I said, I'm sure you have more experience on "before and after" than I have. My idea of "proportionality" is only based on one example!

Lisatheonewhoeatsdrytoast · 29/07/2011 19:29

I want to go to this pool Envy

My DH has a rather emmmm BIG one, and he does flaunt it widly whenever he gets the chance, so it may be him Blush

The bigger the better i say and i'm all for flaunting, after all it's only natural Grin

Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:30

There has to be a certain size to start with I think - a man with a one inch willy surely doesn't grow to a decent 7 inches!

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moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:30

Oooh...Sarah supports my theory (which I don't know how I arrived at!).