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To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

207 replies

Chundle · 29/07/2011 18:51

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

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moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:54

Are you trying to lure me into spelling it out in detail BulletWithAName?

BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 19:55

Yes, yes I am. Please elaborate for me.

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:55

Aaah! You mean that women don't actually like the larger penis.

Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:57

Do you mean big fannies moon?

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BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 19:57

Are you talking about big tits in the last bit of your post moon? I'm confused! Grin

moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:59

OK *BulletWithAName"...let's just say that in general larger women can "take" larger men...kinda obvious really! That's as detailed as you're getting I'm afraid!
And LineRunner..I'm not sure it's a case of "don't like"..sometimes their ability to actually deal with it is less than their bravado.

LaWeasel · 29/07/2011 19:59

Ages ago, I stumbled on a support forum for men with 12" plus penis' apparently it is very difficult for them. Hmm Mostly they seemed to brag about how many orgasms their girlfriends had. HmmHmm

Mostly, I think they were all full of shit.

('though I wondered if they had to send in photgraphic evidence to join!!)

IME I would support the theory that some cocks get much larger when erect and some stay much the same size. I have no idea if a small penis is more likely to get bigger than one that is already big though... Confused

moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:59

Chundle and BulletWithAName...I'm talking about big tits.

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 20:00

Moonferret, 'fess up, becayse you're in big trouble if you mean a larger penis only finds welcome in the largely anecdotal larger vagina.

BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 20:00

Oh right, big fannies then moon, I see!

BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 20:00

Arrrgggh! Now you tell me.....

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 20:01

X posts, Moon.

Really?????

BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 20:02

Sorry, but how do bigger tits=being able to take a bigger penis? Confused

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 20:02

God, it was so much easier back in 1843.

TartyDoris · 29/07/2011 20:03

In the book of the Godfather, Sonny Corleone has a massive penis and his gf likes him because she's got a massive vagina and can't get satisfaction from anyone else. They left that bit out of the film though.

moonferret · 29/07/2011 20:04

Yes, LineRunner, really. I thought "well endowed" in women could only mean breast size...seems I was wrong. And yes, I am "fessin' up" because that is the case in general, as I said.

Chundle · 29/07/2011 20:05

Pmsl line!! One thing i know to be true is that a very big cock doesn't get as hard as a smaller one. IME

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blackteaplease · 29/07/2011 20:06

I haven't read the whole thread but wanted to say that I go to Riverside every Sunday and haven't seen any willy's being flaunted Envy

moonferret · 29/07/2011 20:06

I didn't say "bigger tits=being able to take a bigger penis?"..I said "larger women can "take" larger men". Are you deliberately confusing this?!

Chundle · 29/07/2011 20:08

Tarty that's good news for all women with slightly larger ladybits when their men are whinging they cant feel anything we have a comeback that actually their willies are too small an we nee to find a bigger one!!

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LineRunner · 29/07/2011 20:09

No, Moon, you said:

"What do you think I mean spookshowangel? A large proportion know it will hurt, and some won't even risk it. The women who are less "subdued" tend to be larger ladies.
Being well endowed as a man is like (I imagine) being well endowed is for a woman...not as great as it might seem!"..........

which has been laid open to confusion.

But we are all happy so who gives a shit?

BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 20:09

Right, I've read back through the posts, please, ignore all of what I've written, it's been a very long day. Blush

Chundle · 29/07/2011 20:09

Blacktea I go sat usually but went today as summer hols and got a special treat :) they must be at church on a Sunday!

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Heavymetalmater · 29/07/2011 20:09

DD has swimming lesson there tomorrow. Will take ruler with me ladies. For scientific purposes of course.

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 20:10

Anyway, often it's best to lest one's fingers do the talking.

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