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Original poster

To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 18:51

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:32

Instead of packing for my hols I'm writing about willies! I'm going to miss mumsnet on my week away :)

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SarahStratton · 29/07/2011 19:33

I suppose it's not beyond the realms of possibility Chundle. Chances are he'd be rendered unconscious and therefore pretty bloody useless

Honeydragon · 29/07/2011 19:33

I think the only way to deal with this is to post exactly how to get there so we can all go and then boycott it to show how horrified we are.

Pmsl at your daughter laughing and pointing, bet he doesn't think it's a big cock nowGrin

spookshowangel · 29/07/2011 19:33

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm big cock who doesnt love a big cock. if you have one of course you are going to be very happy about it, if your bf has one then you are going to be happy about it too and probably flaunt it as well. i know i am and do........lol did you see what i did there Grin

FreudianSlipper · 29/07/2011 19:34

ah well i have known men who like to think it grows to an average what is it 7 inches

apparently you can have an operation to reduce the size, maybe you should inform the man at the swimming pool chundle, maybe is parading around is actually a cry for help

SarahStratton · 29/07/2011 19:35

Why would he want to do that Freud? Hmm

niceguy2 · 29/07/2011 19:35

I'm sorry. I'll make sure the door is locked next time Grin

LRDTheFeministDragon · 29/07/2011 19:36

Seriously though ... ten inches is a myth/ v. unusual right? I had a bloke who was 7.5 (yes, we measured, yes we were teenagers) and I wouldn't have wanted more (ouch!).

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:37

Slipper if it ever happens again I will put on my most disgusted face and ask him if he had ever considered a penile reduction! Great idea! Will let you girls know how I get on should I encounter this awful (interesting) experience again !

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:38

My boyfriend before my dH was 9 inchs so suppose anything is possible!

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spookshowangel · 29/07/2011 19:38

no average is about 6inchs apparently.

MrsPlesWearsAFez · 29/07/2011 19:39

There is a thread in Active Convos entitled "off to Cornwall/Devon, what are your must sees?"

Was sooooo tempted to post a link to this thread

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 19:39

Do it mrspleas! Haha

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FreudianSlipper · 29/07/2011 19:41

chundle maybe i woudl be better at approaching him on the subject of penile reduction, i have done some research so know what i am talking about and i have a very sensitive look about me, now just pass on the address

i just read it on net doctor that some men choose to do this why i am not sure but it does happen, well according to net doctor and it supports the theory that they all measure out roughly the same, so its not very reliable

spookshowangel · 29/07/2011 19:41

yeah chundle my bf is 8 and half to 9 its and impressive sight to witness.

SingleMan25b · 29/07/2011 19:42

Have a good weekend! www.visitdevon.co.uk/

moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:46

I have another theory...women generally are good at "talking the talk" on this theme, but when it comes to the reality of it (so to speak!), they're somewhat more subdued...! Actually, I know for a fact that this is true!

BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 19:47

DP is 6 inches flaccid and about 10 erect. Impressive.

spookshowangel · 29/07/2011 19:47

subdued??? what do you mean?

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:48

What I mean is, if you are 2" and you then grow in an fruity erectile manner to 4", the you've achieved a 100% increase, which is actually quite possible.

If you are 10" to start with, then the chances of you expanding to 20" are nil.

Thank fuck.

TartyDoris · 29/07/2011 19:48

girth is more important than length anyway. A long thin one is no good to anyone, a short fat one is better. Somewhere in the middle is best of all.

A lot of men with enormous cocks can't get proper erections apparently.

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 19:49

And this is subdued, apparently.

spookshowangel · 29/07/2011 19:51

cant think of any one that would want a 20 inch cock really.

moonferret · 29/07/2011 19:51

What do you think I mean spookshowangel? A large proportion know it will hurt, and some won't even risk it. The women who are less "subdued" tend to be larger ladies.
Being well endowed as a man is like (I imagine) being well endowed is for a woman...not as great as it might seem!

BulletWithAName · 29/07/2011 19:53

Larger ladies?! What are you on about moonferret?