To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

[Chundle]

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

Wow. 10 inches flaccid. Just wow. And give me the fucking postcode NOW

Columbia, youngish and Sarah you've made me laugh but I can't do emoticons on my shitty iPod touch!

huge big fanny

I just choked on a whole grape.

Men all have to wear Spaedos at my local pool. On occasion it really makes my Sunday afternoon

Apparently the blow-drying man does it with a sort of proud smirk on his face too! Did anyone see Sue Perkins on Twitter once say that a fiftyish woman was blow-drying her fanny in the changing room? She said it looked like Gandalf in a gale!

I suppose you might see a bit of flapping if they were adopting the traditional 'blow dry your flange' stance that pops up in chat every so often :o

Ten inches of flaccid willy? Are you sure he didn't have his wife's yesterday's tights caught up in his pants?

I'm not sure I fancy ten inches of flaccid willy.

(But, erm, the map wouldn't go amiss. Intellectual curiosity, you know.)

If this were real it would be illegal.

Wouldn't it?

When a situation actually exists in this country where a small girl has the potential to say, 'Please put that away', then that way doth incarceration lie.

God, I love big cocks.

An ex had one that used to be ten inches and really thick like a marrow - I used to cuddle it in winter to keep me warm.

I bet they weren't ten inches.

I expect you thought they were because men have told you that six inches looks like this:

Columbia where is that bollock drying mans pool?? I'll visit minus the kids!! Just for a giggle!

Fastweb do you need an ambulance or have you dislodged the grape now?

At my local pool there is a "communal" changing room. But of course there are cubicles and nothing should ever be "on display" from either sex. Showers etc are taken in swimwear. I've heard it rumoured several times that young couples get up to sexual activities in the cubicles...no idea how true that is!

When you say 'by my reckoning', I have a vivid image of the ten incher you standing there in your cossie sizing it up.

It's thickness not length that makes your eyes water, though.

Oooooooh, I'm in Devon. Can you be a bit more precise with location?

Btw, why is it men with huge hairy bollocks seem to think this is something to be proud of? I have seen blokes in communal changing rooms ostentatiously rolling their balls around as if they expect women to go 'pwoar, imagine the amount of jizz that could come outta that one!'.

Are these giant cocked men actually with their kids? Or just alone?

It I'd real line this is why I posted on AIBU! I could understand if he went to adults only swim sessions that would be acceptable then all the women could have an ogle without having to shove their kids in nearest cubicle to preserve their innocence!

So, where's this pool then?

YABU, now give us the address.

And I can tell you, as a man, that there's no way anyone is 10" flaccid! As a side issue, although I don't "flaunt" myself, I now wear tight shorts in the gym (and pool) as I prefer them. I figure that if ladies show off their fine figures, why should I hide mine? How do ladies feel about that?

Me too Candice

Candice capital of Devon!
Mumbling they are alone at least man in cubicle was not sure about the wandering one.
LRD lmao