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Original poster

To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 18:51

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

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moonferret · 29/07/2011 20:11

No problem BulletWithAName...I knew you'd get it!

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 20:11

Haha good for u heavy!

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CognitiveDissident · 29/07/2011 20:23

Moonferret, given that our 'ladybits' will happily accommodate an eight pound baby; a 10" penis is easy meat Grin

zzzzz · 29/07/2011 20:24

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LineRunner · 29/07/2011 20:25

Myth, anyone? Olive with that?

moonferret · 29/07/2011 20:25

That old line! It's not an argument that translates into real life though..I can' be bothered explaining why. But let's just say that when giving birth, the normal "rules" don't apply...

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 20:26

Dear god, MoonFerret, you have endowed upon me the power of telepathy!

Sapphirefling · 29/07/2011 20:31

My ex did that drying his bollocks with the hair dryer thing. The git wanted to take the hairdryer when he left - despite not having a hair on his head.

The one on his neck that is......

Original poster
Chundle · 29/07/2011 20:36

Zzzz hi there!!!! Waving frantically! It was dd1 (ADHD) that witnessed all you can just imagine it can you!

Sapphire that's funny!

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CognitiveDissident · 29/07/2011 20:39

Vaginas are amazingly elastic

bit of lube, go nice and slow,and you'd be amazed at what you can fit up there

Kegels every morning sorts out baggy fanny syndrome

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Chundle · 29/07/2011 20:39

I'm off to SN chat now for a quick hello. Thank you lovely mumsnetters for a VERY entertaining evening even though I only got one reply as to whether I was BU! Lol

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LineRunner · 29/07/2011 22:18

I still think it could be true (and fair) that the man with the smaller penis feels the benefit of arousal all the more.

moonferret · 29/07/2011 22:24

Not sure how you arrive at that belief! Another advantage to being small if true though!

pigletmania · 29/07/2011 22:27

I too must venture into this erm pool that you speak of, where is it?

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 22:31

Empirical evidence.

And I read it somewhere.

MN's best two weapons, brought together as one.

NemesisoftheVole · 29/07/2011 22:36

OMG Chundle and Heavy I live about 5 minutes walk from that pool. You are quite right, there are ample cubicles and it is most definitely a family pool. This may be the kick up the arse I need to get my swimming regime going

Whatmeworry · 29/07/2011 22:40

Well in my (limited, of course :o ) experience men tend to vary far more when soft than hard.

heathermumof3 · 29/07/2011 22:41

I would like a map, directions sat nav details it's only 8 hours drive from me if I set off now I should be there for when it opens lol.

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 22:43

There's a queue stretching back towards somewhere near Severn Beach.

thefirstMrsDeVere · 29/07/2011 22:48

Three pages later and I am still laughing at 'trust me it doesnt happen in Hexam'
hahahaha Grin

Whatmeworry · 29/07/2011 22:48

Ooh I do remember - when I was in Austria we were at a spa ( everyone is naked) and my DH felt a bit, ummm.... Inadequate - but then he realised that the men were giving themselves a little rub to extend things before walking in.

MrsTittleMouse · 29/07/2011 22:49

Did you guys not see the Embarrassing Bodies episode about penis size?

www.channel4embarrassingillnesses.com/episodes/episode-guides/embarrassing-bodies-series-3/episode-8--glasgow/penis-size/

LineRunner · 29/07/2011 22:52

"Those rugby players with a smaller penis when flaccid tended to have more of an increase in size when erect. Dr Christian finally stressed the importance of using the right sized condoms."

Cheers, MrsTittleMouse.

If Dr Christian says so, then that's my third MN weapon all locked and loaded.

MOSP · 29/07/2011 22:54

I remember when I was at Uni, my flatmate told us (one breakfast time) that her boyfriend had been amusing her the night before by pretending his cock was a loo roll holder Shock

Later, I tried to put one on my ex's appendage. It wouldn't even go over the tip!

moonferret · 29/07/2011 22:55

Blimey LineRunner..you're quite a student of male genitalia! And finding the "right sized condoms" is easier said than done!