To want men with big willies to stop flaunting them

[Chundle]

ok here's the thing at my local swimming pool there's communal shower area/changing rooms. We go every month or so. Last time I nipped out of my cubicle to check on dd1 and dH in their cubicle to be confronted by a man going from shower to cubicle with only a towel round his shoulders an the biggest willy you have ever seen! I must have looked a right idiot standing there staring at the monstrosity of it.

A few months before that it was me and dd1 we were looking for a changing room and pushed open the family room door which was unlockedowns slightly ajar to be confronted with a man standing their fully naked with a willy nearing 10inches by my reckoning! Cue loads of laughter , pointing by my dd1 and shocked look from me!
AIBU for these blokes to lock their bloody doors and cover up??! Ye you've got a big willy if you want to flaunt it be a porn star but stay away from my local swimming pool!!!!

this is a f u c k i n g Z O M B I E

@GinDaddy we know and we don’t care.. we just looooove swimming pools you see :D

@onioncrumble you’ve just burned that image into my mind.. why would anyone do that 😐

Particularly ones with men who have their own buoyancy aids 😜
Glad to see you back @HangingWithMyGnomies I thought you were still lost in the wilderness 😁

Sounds like she was in getting in a flap @onioncrumble

@dancingPyjamas it’s always handy to have a man who doesn’t need to pack a life raft, you know 😂 I need you on every thread. You make me laugh too much! Bloody flap 😂

It was a bigger job than first thought. Strimmer required to taper the edges 😳

Try the angle grinder next time @HangingWithMyGnomies 😁