To think if I don't get off Mumsnet...

[WinduhPAYNE]

I will waste the whole of the summer hols.

I have so much to do, lists of things.

But I really run the risk of just perusing the boards endlessly.

Someone help me

ask MNHQ to ban you till the end of August

HA!

I've deliberately been banned to try get off this fecking site and keep returning under new names. I really do need to get a life. MNHQ - if you are reading this, just fucking ban me now you cunts.

Me too!
In an entire day yesterday I completed 2 Sudoku puzzles, bought butter from Asda, ironed 4 items and went on MN.

Can I really ask MNHQ to ban me? OMG I don't know, I do like it here, but I am just spending my time lurking, laughing, and changing my Nickname (shamelessly fishing for compliments) :)

I done it temporarily when I've needed to get some work done!

Just engage in argument with some of the stalwarts of the site - you will be banned within hours, guaranteed.

But I'd hate to miss something major on the boards. It is so horrible to come back on and everyone is talking about "it" and you don't have a clue what's gone on, but, it's something major, lots of ruffled feathers, flouncing, removed posts/threads etc

you could still lurk but that's less addictive

Leech block

I haven't used this but apparently it is very good. You can limit the time you spend on sites like MN, Facebook etc.

Ooh CrackFox maybe that is the compromise.

Is anyone going to say something nice about my new nickname?

I find I just don't go to bed, and then feel terrible the next morning. And I still haven't made the banana cake I promised DH 3 days ago.

PAYNEINTHEASS

fantastic by name and by nature, I love it!