To think it would be an unfortunate spoonerism..

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...for Shiloh when Brad and Angelina get married. Assuming she takes his surname that is.

years ago someone asked if we had been busy at work, i meant to say it had been on and off by saying 'fits and starts' instead i said 'shits and farts'

Nice minky

that's brilliant, minky - what did the other person respond with

The best I ever did was when I was telling some mates about a friend's nuisance calls.

I said she'd been getting 'fucky moan calls'.

Which was fairly accurate, as it goes.

One that I read (on here?) recently and chuckled about all day was My Clean Ass (Mylene Klass)

Fantastic!

Punts are not for kissing in...

In response to my announcement of 'shits and farts' instead of 'fits and starts', well i was a junior hairdresser at the time and was doing a shampoo and set, god that shows my age!

The little old lady whose hair i was doing just answers with that nice dear!!