I am being unreasonable, but ARRRGGHHH!

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My partner (of 11 years, one child together) is doing my nut in. EVERYTHING I say is wrong, HIS work stuff is harder than mine (same job), I should be making sure that everything is OK with our son for secondary school, etc etc - all trivial - but he's just gone mad cos I - shock horror - got the date wrong for something at the end of August. And breathe.

Put some marmite in his sandwiches.

Like I'd make the fucker sandwiches after tonight!!

You forgot to breathe there.

Oh yeah. Thanks. Actually though, the uneaten JAM sandwiches from Monday have just been discovered in the festering box - so I made lunch, right? Cackles...

Get him his own calendar and a pen with his name on it just to help clear up any future organizational issues.......:)

Mmmm, jam sandwiches...! Let him eat cake and humble pie

And breathe...

I took the cake out. It looked OK . I can't wait til Friday - I break up tomorrow as does our son - WE will not be setting the alarm he relies on....