Cor, Archie the inventor's not bad

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I wouldn't kick him out of bed for farting...... wonder what he hides behind that kilt of his ?

I strongly recommend psychiatric attention. Immediately.

Mind you he does know how things are done.....

Don't be ridiculous OP

I'd rather shack up with Grandpa in his shrunken state than discover Archies kilt secrets.

YABU! The thought of what his kilt contains makes me a bit sick in my mouth.

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Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, thanks for that Panzee. I could even tolerate his dodgy jumpers !

He looked far better on never mind the buzzcocks than he does on balamory!

Seriously Cheese. That is the most U I have seen on here for quite a while...

I would, most definitely! He looks very sweet, but bet he would be a kinky bastard between the sheets

He looks a bit pillsbury dough boy for me.
I've seen him on Have I Got News For You twice recently. He looks so different now that I didn't recognise him at all. DH on the other hand picked up on it immediately. Not sure what to make of that.

YABU! He's better in that link but still so so wrong...wouldn't be able to forget the pink jumper and satchel combo!

Egghghg god no, no no no. Has someone been on the tonight

Oh I bet he's a mucky bugger, he has that glint in his eye when he flicks his windmill. BIG hands n all, am telling ya, he'd be a devil between the sheets

I'm very partial to any laddie who can swing a kilt like that one does. And is manly enough to wear pink . But, on the whole, YABU.

isnt he that comedian miles jupp who goes on mock the week and edinburgh and beyond total comedy nutjob my friend said he is but i cant tell he looks different!

i clicked the link thats him! he's funny

See, see. He's a hunk.

I want him to sing the inventor song in a husky voice down me ear

I'd marry him for his house. I could see me in a pink castle
I'd prefer Spencer but I find his attitude to gainful employment offputting.

No, Spencer too simpatico. I reckon Archie could be quite manly and commanding .

What about Plummy though?

Hahahahaha! But yeah he does have a glint

Plum barely registers as a male of the species, tbh - not that he's feminine, he's just...not masculine. Not noticed the glint

Or is it Archie with the glint? Makes more sense. Just.

SleepySuzy was surely not referring to Plummy?? Unless his eyes are watering from all that foundation he cakes on?

Spencer is a bus driver in Perth now.