I read somewhere that the Beckhams wanted to take time to get to know their daughter before choosing a name but obviously that wasn't true, or maybe they're not capable of putting much thought into anything
Harper Valley PTA. Harpic toilet cleaner. Either way will the poor child be called Harpy by her dbs and kids at school?
'nice enough name' FAB? IMO it's fucking awful -Ludacris would have been an improvement.