To demand he has a shower

[startail]

He stinks of sweat and two stroke engines and now he wants to go to bed...

he should have one anyway, tell him a warm shower will make him sleep like a log, yuck for you if he doesn't

I'd not sleep in the same bed as someone who stank of sweat. Now the oil isn't too bad quite sexy, but sweaty balls? No thanks.

is male smell meant to be a bit of an aphrodisiac?

More like a turn off.

YANBU

you know YANBU

Two stroke oil and petrol off the hedge cutter is not sexy, it stinks!

Petrol mmmmmmmmmmmm

I used to have a real thing for tree surgeons........ until one massacred my tree.
Fuckwit.

It's the way they hang on nonchalently with one hand while smoking a fag, their chainsaw switched on and dangling by their side.

Nowt like an unreconstructed bloke eh? Same with road workmen, My heart positively soars at seeing one of them reading the Sun, smoking a fag and eating a Pot noodle simultaneously. At 10:15 am.

Unfortunately, he's an unreconstructed geek who reads electronics magazines

Have the shower with him, help him get nice and clean.

My ex used to stink of shit some times.... I can say that now I dont like him. But at the time I just used to get him to run a bath in to which I would pour all my wonder smelling concoctions. Indeed it was my plan to remove the stench.... dickhead thought it was a sexual gesture.... win- win situation really..... except he didnt get none afterwards....!!

My dp works in construction, sometimes on roads moondog, though he doesn't eat pot noodles! He comes back pretty dirty which is quite sexy ( must have a thing about dirt, boots, hard hat and yellow vests) but he never smells of bo! ( just of concrete and stuff)

Smallmotherbigheart I hope you mean he smelt gross not of real shit!!!!?????

Actually shower having been had, I'm going to bed with him

Now I just need to find a way to clean husk mind.

Startail Must be a geek thing! My games designer partner has just been forced to shower!