To Think This Family Is At Every School

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They are. I have two children, moved around, been to lots of schools. They are always there. They turned up last night to pre-school parents evening.

Child: stunningly beautiful, trendily dressed, appallingly behaved, can't read.

Mum: Used to model, tall and blonde, dresses like a pole dancer, ignores child.

Dad: Surfer shorts, Blackberry, longish hair, dabbles in property/import-export.

AND, by the time the child leaves school this has always happened:

House repossessed

Dad has affair/tax investigation

Child goes to Art School.

Nope. Not at the school mine go to

Nope not at my school.

Wow I wish they had been at our school! No-one that exciting here much to my disappointment.

Nor mine. And mine have been to two schools.

Nor mine. DD has been at three schools. First one was a mix of Thai bar girls who married well as mums, ex-prat mums and HI-SO mums.
Second the Dads were mainly oil traders and the Mums spent all day skiing.
Last one the parents are on the whole Indian and work as diamond traders.

I live in a poor area so no, no daddies with blackberry's and jobs in property.

Twattish parents though, they are at every school.

I've never noticed them at our schools.

Hand up - Ooooh yesssss!
Wife generally an idlewife (often #2)

Don't recognise that family profile either.

Errrr nope!

cant say it rings a bell

On reflection, I think that there are people who meet the profiles at my DD's school, just not in the same family...

nope, not ringing any bells.

"Mum: Used to model, tall and blonde, dresses like a pole dancer, ignores child."

LOL ! Not at our school. She's have stood out like a sore thumb

Not in Sarf East London

Ermm, if they were at your preschool it's hardly surprising their stunning beautiful child can't read, is it? I haven't seen this family at every school I've been to, and we've moved a fair bit too. They sound interesting enough though...

Sadly, the mum and child sounds like my DSS and his mum :( aside from the badly behaved.

The stepdad I don't know about although I do know he is minted.

We have a trophy wife (yy number 2, would love to meet number 1), unfortunately she is just lovely and the children can read otherwise you'd love to hate her.

I recognise this from our one and only foray into independant school. OP, for bunfight's sake, is this your search parameter??

nope, not at our schools

Not at my children's school either !!

although tbh, I don't know if other people's children are doing well at school. Or if they can read.

I mean, even the other children in my dc's class. I sometimes try and fish! Is Jake really clever then?? and my dc will just look at me like she either hasn't got a clue, how would she know, why do i want to know, and even (might be paranoid here) is that really an appropriate question mother.

Yes we have trophy/bimbo mums at school and a few of the obligatory 'nu-dads' with their long hair, silly shorts, flip flops and stay at home "i believe in equality and would have a period if i could" attitudes. All their kids are indeed shits. Well dressed shits. But shits nonetheless.

You've obviously never lived in Sandwell.