I could, I really could; but I am not a violent man.

[GabbyLoggon]

Softley softley, catchhee monkey....

On some days I think the whole world is a shit house in disguise.

Sorry Gabby the monkey's buggered off

Hmm who are you waiting for?

will some twat pull the chain

FFS I wish this forum put the thread starter's name next to the title.

It would save a lot of clicking in and out again.

Heatstroke?

Can anyone go round with a cold flannel?

What really winds me up is when some bugger's finished the loo roll.

Everything ok Chez Gabby?

Did someone eat the last square of Galaxy Caramel?

Come on, spill?

Are you having a bad day Gabby? You seem a bit off.

Some days you're the pigeon Gabby, some days you're the statue...

Thats a good saying Minnie. Mr Thunder will visit us shortly. I dhate thunder in the night. It does not bother my wife at all

I gallop downstairs and make a cup of tea at the first crack of thunder.

Thunder's good - but why catchee monkey??? is he afraid of thunder too???