TO DO A SATIRE ON WOMEN WITH PERK professions

[GabbyLoggon]

you know, see them advertised, life coaches etc. I will send up the beloved MOTIVATIONALISTS.......

Bounces on the stage or into the room

Speaks fast and furious " Whats the problem, you live in a lovely city. There are plenty of jobs about? get off your arses and go for it. No one is going to do it for you. I was down in the dumps 2 years ago, I got off my butt and started searching for work. I took anythingh but prostituition. Floor sweeping , newspapaer selling , humping .....coal. Washing up in pubs. Now look at the size of my car outside. You could get a friggin army in it. Go for it. Only sit on your arse when you want a shit. No excuses. That will be £25.Dont let me down" leaves room with fumes coming of her rear end.

What is she wearing?

sorry I seem to have posted this twice..gremlins.

25 pounds is cheap. 90 euros per hour is the going rate here.

What is she wearing? that matters. She is rather expensively dressed in a trouser suit that cost £150....with a green choker, and a lot of facial make up. She may be wearing the new shaved look with jewelry. Which would make Jimmy saville say Jewelry, jewelry

She may be wearing the new shaved look with jewelry.

Is that a reference to last nights Best Newsnight Ever? ... hasn't anyone done a thread on it.

I'm going to go with yabu can't see you pulling it off tbf.
Plus David Brents motivational speaking scene has already nailed it.

Grimma that Newsnight was a turn up for the book. Shave it, and decorate with jewelry, jewelry. It sounds like a short lived gimmick, but who knows?

Mmm not funny at all really....

ManAlive will it be on oPlayer?

this should be it.

Thanks I appreciate that Grim.

On what planet is £150 expensively dressed? Your life coach is a loser Gabby.

A lot of facial makeup, eh? Not like my arse makeup. THAT'S where I've been going wrong!

the cheek of it is that most of them have the nerve to pretend that it does anygood at all except to their bank balANCE

Gift of the gab is often accompanied bylack of morality