to be having a bit of a snigger....

[AuntieMonica]

that the neighbour who knocked on our door last night to confess

(and i kid you not)

'that someone had borrowed her car keys during a rather noisy houseparty on Saturday night and it looks as though her car might have had a bit of a bump with DHs work van'

has had to call the AA to her car this afternoon and the alarm keeps going off?

'karma gonna get ya'

What did her confession face look like?

i didn't see, but i heard a lot what sounded like it would be

and her DCs (14/16yr olds) had walked the dog past our house a fair few times previous to her 'confession'

They are plotting to see what your plotting from the confession

i have no need to plot, karma has sought revenge for me

So....
neighbour had a noisy party
her keys were taken by someone
someone moved her car hitting your DH van in the process
now her car alarm keeps going off and she has had to have the AA out?

Haha

Am I the only filthy minded one wondering what kind of party involves the swapping around of car keys? hmmm?

hahahaha! Sue

Does she have Pampas Grass in her front garden?

no to pampas, but they do have some of those round bay trees in tubs

Sue & Herbie
Chaz - check that out, then invite me and AuntieM over to hide in it, I'll bring the Blue Nun.

Oh good, I was worried. Every second post of mine seems to be about swinging or Peter Andre, I was concerned people would start to talk.

Bay trees a deffo sign of something I'm sure...

AuntieM, I'm crushed. They are wholly inadequate for our purposes.

i thought so

i think they have yukka trees too.......

I thought the swapping car keys thing too

What kind of noises were you hearing from the party?

Sue, if you start running a black market in 70's front garden paraphernalia from your trench coat I will set my goat on your bay tree. (nb front garden is not a euphemism.)

Yukka trees = S&M dungeon. Fact.

Netto - was Suepb there? Was there any bleating?

are the pampas for hiding in or also insignia for more 'interesting' parties?

OOOOH! Sue!