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[charliejosh]

Hope you don't mind me joining you

Charlie :)

no she isn't korma you bloody viper.

YANBU and welcome.

your name needs capitals though.

Welcome, charlie.

Ignore everyone.

Except me, because I am wise and lovely and the fount (font? which is it? I'm it, anyway) of all knowledge.

Welcome to the madhouse. yeah you do need to add capitals to your name

CharlieJosh

AtYourCervix - my bad

orright?

get stuck in, but not too deep

enjoy

welcome to the mad house charlie :)

Welcome!

How do :)

korma never curries favour (rolls on floor)

Welcome to the Mad Unreasonable Merciless Spiky Naughty Exacting Terrifying Souls that spells MUMSNET!!

Welcome. But never say My Bad, ever. You will be frowned at.

Hello :)

Acronyms are here, MNHQ-written guide to geting started is here.

If you post in "Am I Being Unreasonable" expect to be told that you are. Chat is friendlier. There are specific topic areas for all sorts of things too.

If your post doesn't get a reply don't take it personally, things move fast.

Post lots.

Er, that's it for my advice. Go and chat :)

Hello - watch out, this place sort of sucks you in!

Speak your mind, but always be prepared to back up your opinion with facts, especially here in AIBU.

Some people are a bit odd, and there are some raving nutters whose opinions will make you scream and try to throw your glass of at your PC screen.

But apart from that, it's fab