Got home today to find a plastic packet around one of my letters.
It says
"our sincere apologies. We are very sorry that this item has reached you in this condition.
If anything is missing or the contents are damaged you can report this"
IF something is missing?
it's an empty fucking envelope!
I have no idea what was in it or who it was from or what the fuck it was.
What exactly it was supposed to be.
Quite what i am supposed to claim i don't know. It could have have been a bill or front row tickets to the concert of my life.