to expect...

[Igetknockeddownbutgetupagain]

...my shagging shopping to be delivered on time?

WHY? WHY? WHY? Does it always come 10 mins too early, or like this evening, not at all!

I've been here waiting for my bloody delivery (5-7), had a phone call at 4.50pm to say the driver couldn't find me, and he's come from a town half an hour away, when we have a branch of the same shop 5 minutes away!!!! I've had an op, so can't get out to get the stupid shopping, but its so ANNOYING! I'm a total fucking invalid and this driver is making a mug of me. Called the store and ranted at 7.05pm, no-ones called me back with any explanation half an hour later.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Asda by any chance?

That's what I was going to ask....

How did you guess?

Everytime I hear anything sounding remotely like a van, I leap up off the sofa and then remember my poorly belly.

Damn being an invalid and DAMN YOU ASDA

ASDA, the ASBO's of home grocery shopping. Wankers. I hope they deliver to you tonight.

I tried them twice. First one was 2 hours late, the next was going to be 3 days late so I cancelled. Never again.

Oh god I need to get laid when you said shagging shopping I honestly thought 'shagging' shopping things like vibrators and handcuffs from Anne Summers was wondering why people ordered specific shops for sex toys and if it was just a MN thing

Thats tomorrow's delivery Torcher...

Igetknockeddown That one won't 'come' late!!

Sainsbury's couldn't deliver a friends shopping on a Sunday before Christmas, as originally booked, and offered to deliver it the following Sunday :