I know it is all my own fault for being on Facebook, I do, I do - but it still makes me irrationally demented when I log in to nose at pictures of exes and people I went to school with catch up with true friends and family and every single status is something like, "Takeaway pizza? Don't mind if I do," "Go to the pub? Oh, go on then," "Night out while kids at mum's? Don't mind if I do," "Kings of Leon? Oh go on then." Why do I find this so annoying? I have many other more worrying and urgent problems to occupy my mind - why do I choose to torture myself repeatedly re-reading these annoying updates?
Just to clarify, it is the structure of the sentence that I find annoying; I have no problem with pizza, or nights out, or Kings of Leon for that matter. Right now, I am at risk of redundancy and put the computer on to look for jobs; instead here I am winding myself up about it yet more by starting a thread about it. I'm sure it's something to do with Facebook, and the way it makes you talk about yourself in the third person (and gives you an over-inflated sense of self - it was my birthday a few weeks ago, I got loads of birthday messages from people I swear I don't even fucking know, and found myself updating them to assure them I was indeed having anice birthday, and to thank them all for their kind messages, like I was the fucking Queen or something.)