To beg for forgiveness?

[DontCallMePeanut]

I've just polished off a pack of Fruit Pastilles and a pack of Munchies.

I'd forgotten both are Nestle made... I'm a bad MNer... :(

OOoooooooo, you chuffer! Now you shall turn around three times naked in the street with "Boycott Nestle" written on yer arse!

OK... Who's writing on my arse, then? I can't reach. It's too big!

Boycott Nestle? Why?

Oh I eat them all the time! There is a time and a place to protest, but there is also a need for Munchies!

Not enough room on my arse for more letters either. I already have a tattoo that says 'wide load'.